Breaking: As Melania Trump launches her own knockoff coin, Donald's TRUMP coin falls by 55%. In just 10 minutes, $7.5 billion in market value vanished. How many people have invested most of their savings in TRUMP in the past 24 hours?
This situation reminds people of the 1929 crash. Trump's wife also issued a coin, and he even promoted it, directly crashing his own value. If you get cut, you can't appeal.
Trump's coin selling statement: When you buy TRUMP coins, you waive the right to a class action lawsuit.
PS: Tonight Trump announces his office, do you guess whether the Trump coin will fall or rise?